Roles in Heaven - Hindu Mythology & Modern Interpretation

Have you ever thought of our mythological Gods, Goddesses, Wise and Revered Ones this way?


Brahma
Systems Installation
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Vishnu
Systems Administration   Support
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Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts Consultant
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Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management 
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Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)
. 
Ganesh
Quality Assuarance   Documentation
. 
Narada
Data Transfer
. 
Yama
Reorganization   Downsizing Consultant
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Chitragupta
IDP   Personal Records 
. 
Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses
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Devas
Mainframe Programmers
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Surya
Solaris Administrator
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Rakshasas
In-house Hackers
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Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF
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Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup
. 
Hanuman
Linux/s390
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Jatayu
Firewall
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Dronacharya
System Programmer
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Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects
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Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign-off document) 
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Krishna
SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)
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Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
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Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer
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Draupadi
Motivation   Team building 
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Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
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Duryodhana
Microsoft Product Written in VB
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Karna
Contract Programmer
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Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++
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Gandhari
Dreamweaver
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100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and Patches
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